Monday, September 17, 2018

Sermon from Jonah 2:1-10 for September 16


So…

Many years ago, a good friend dressed up as the prophet Jonah for Halloween.

He went as the partly digested prophet!

He wore whiteface make-up, wore clothes that had been soaked in bleach. His hair, which was naturally blonde, he had put a product known as “sun-in” on, he wrapped himself in fake seaweed, and wore the distinct perfume “eau de tuna”.

And as he approached a house he would fall on his knees and hoarsely call out “repent”, and they would offer up all their candy! We all thought it was pretty funny! 

But oddly it also made a rather obvious point. Three days in the belly of anything is going to be a horrible experience. Unless it appears, you are Jonah!

You see chapter two is all about Jonah’s prayer, and Jonah’s prayer is a prayer of thanksgiving, for having been swallowed by a whale of a fish!

How often do we think of our circumstances as being bad, when in fact God is using them to save us from something worse!

As I noted last week, I have no idea how this story can be true. I am, or at least I like to think I am, a fairly rational man of science as well as faith. I believe Jonah was in a very fishy situation. But how biologically this can be I have no idea.

Animal stomachs are made to digest things. Animal stomachs don’t generally have air in them. Jonah should have been well-digested and nothing but bones after three days.

Instead, like Lazarus he is resurrected, kind of.

It is possible, I suppose, that Jonah was in fact an indigestible prophet, and the fish may have had a whopping belly ache that resulted in Jonah being unceremoniously burped out with all that uncomfortable air and bile. Gross! Imagine that coming up out of the waters off shore of Nineveh, that great city.

But that isn’t even the most amazing part of the story! It should be, eaten alive by a great fish, partly digested, and then spit out.

The amazing part is that Jonah, the weirdest of the prophets, saw his free ride to Nineveh in God’s fishy mode of transportation, as God’s divine decision to save his sorry life!

The fish ride is not his punishment for running away from God’s call to ministry. The punishment was being called out by all the new disciples on the ship he was being tossed from as being unfaithful to the Lord.

His punishment was the community of faith cutting him loose, and starting him off right by dumping him in the sea for God to deal with, where his journey into the depths of the sea to a very untimely death was to begin.

That is…

Until God saved him…

By having him eaten!

How many of you have ever been in life circumstances that you think really, well, suck/stink?

Life can be really, really hard. Your car is broken and you have no way to get to work or school. The rent is due and you have no money at all. Your job is a joke; you have mad skills, but no one needs or wants them. Your relationships would make a great episode of The Jerry Springer Show!

Is it possible, just asking, that you are in the belly of the fish?

Think about it: it stinks, you are slowly being digested, you are wrapped up in all kinds of problems that are weighing you down, but…

Maybe, just maybe, God is in the process of moving you from the wrong place to the right place.

Maybe, God is actually saving you from circumstances that would have finished you off.

Maybe your wardrobe would actually look better bleached and in tatters, just saying! And Jonah, seems to agree!

His prayer in chapter two is a prayer of thanksgiving because it has become clear to him that the fish ride is better than dying in the depths of the ocean, wrapped in the burial shroud of seaweed, far from shore, far from God, far from everything he knows and loves.
And in the belly of the fish he becomes convinced that God is going to save him.

“When I was in trouble, Lord, I prayed to you, and you listened to me. From deep in the world of the dead, I begged for your help, and you answered my prayer.”

Remember, he is in the fish when he prays these words, believing and hoping that even though his circumstances seem dire, he is now safe in God’s hands.

We too know some folks who are in dire circumstances. Some of them live in the Carolinas. Ever heard of flood buckets?

We know some other folks who are in dire circumstances. Their children are struggling with drug addiction. We are offering NARCAN training.

There are folks who are in dire circumstances. Their houses were scoured by mud and ravaged by rain in Texas. We are working to send a team to fix a few.

We know some folks who are in dire circumstances. Which is why, we who have been spit up on shore, are doing everything we can to help them as they begin once again to live the life God has given them.

How about you?

Doing the backstroke in the depths of the sea? In the belly of one grand old fishy? Or are you one who having taken a ride of a lifetime are now ready to be God’s  person to bring hope and help to others?

May it be so. Amen.

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